What's on your mind?

[PK8]

> walk into Gamestop
> ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
> "What?"
> spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
> oh fuck not again
> face gets red
> "Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
> "I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
> struggling to contain my embarrassment
> clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
> voice reduced to a mumble
> "have money please alterlier torti give money please game"
> "Are you okay?"
> shit breaches through my asscheeks
> propelled forward at 60mph
> crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
> he's holding onto me for dear life
> all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
> crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
> yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
> Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
> my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
> he tilts me backwards
> the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
> the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
> children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
> the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
> spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
> 3 miles upwards now
> Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
> my transformation is almost complete
> as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
> steer myself across the comsos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

[MetalRenard]

WTF Did I just read?

[KasperKalamity]

ive never done acid, but you make it sound fun.

dug six graves today with the help of a two man auger. its like a big drill with a motor on top. you pull the ripcord, push the choke in, and drill straight into the ground. this makes it a lot easier to fight the clay and rocks with shovels. we're out in virginia, and the soil here is terrible. but everyone knows hookers aren't people, so i don't think i would ever bury one. we're burying pigs to study how they decompose in shallow grave situations, like one would with a dead hooker.

[Taylor]

Excuse me while I read that post over and over trying to comprehend it, slowing becoming more nauseous.

EDIT: Oh, /v/ meme. Mystery solved.

[DerVVulfman]

~~Bored at work. Would like to get onto my RMXP system to do a fix, but can't.~~
*HEADDESKS*

[Kain Nobel]

Been gone a few days, managed to get platinum trophy on InFamous while my computer was messed up, but now that it is fixed I am back! :D

I am facing a very odd depression that usually doesn't reflect my personality whatsoever, I believe it stems from my general boredom with life. Here I am, successful person with so much to live for with some major accomplishments under my belt, but in the back of my mind I've had crazy ass thoughts of things like; vanishing from the face of the planet, joining the military, doing something stupid on purpose just so I can go to jail/prison, etc.

I don't necessarily want to die, hurt anybody or commit the unthinkable, no no that's not it at all, more like... just feelings like wanting to experience hell just to see, y'know, can I survive or even thrive through it?

I hope its something I can flush when I wake up tomorrow lol

[yamina-chan]

I got my packet from Game Frame today, with two SNES controlers and two extension cables for them. Later of which the reason why I bought this set in the first place XD Now I own five controlers for that console (none of which are from Nintendo ironically XD). What am I going to do with that many? XD I never even had that much for the PlayStation or the N64 where you could play with up to 4 people theoretically.
Now all I need is someone giving my sister a day of so we can FINALLY start playing Secret of Mana. Damnit! XD' It's been dooing nothing but standing in my shelf since I got it christmas.
At some point I should try to find out what other good games there are for that console. And for the Sega Satturn as well, while I'm at it.
Not that I can afford to buy anything with all this mess about my health insurance coverage going on at the moment. I so hope we'll get it sorted out that I don't have to pay for it myself. I don't have the ~150€ it would cost me each month untill my schooling starts again. And after my birthday in December we'll have to sort it all out again. x__x
Me + bureaucracy = ?! = @___@' = *faints*

[Hybrida]

On my mind: I'm having trouble deciding what comic book story to release exclusively to SP. "Omega for Hybrida" is complete 'no no' according to my legal department, "Elonny" may be too violent ( RE Style ). "Event Solarisa" may be too offensive (F, S, and N bombs). "Psion Fighter" could be the perfect, PG-13 and mild violence. It's a real shame I draw too slow.

I should really be focusing on my RM project....

[StrangeAutomaton]

sleep deprivation and it's effects on performance.

[Kain Nobel]

The mental phase I was going through the other day has passed, but I'm still bored lol