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#11
12-07-2010, 10:29 PM
You know you're screwed when you've soiled yourself and puked at the same time, in public.
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#12
12-07-2010, 11:14 PM
You know you're screwed when your friend says: "Uh, about your car..."
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#13
12-08-2010, 01:32 AM
You know you're screwed when your bank account displays "Negative $12,829,116.91"
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#14
12-08-2010, 04:22 AM
You know you're screwed when your sex-tape leaks to the internet.
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With the average donation size, Stripe eats up about 30% of the donation. Please only use it if you have to, and if you
do, please consider a larger donation to make up for transaction fees.
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#15
12-08-2010, 05:04 AM
You know you're screwed when you find a new sex dvd... and your brand new bride is the covergirl.
Up is down, left is right and sideways is straight ahead. - Cord "Circle of Iron", 1978 (written by Bruce Lee and James Coburn... really...)

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#16
12-08-2010, 05:11 AM
You know you're screwed when you suddenly receive 404 errors on your website.
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#17
12-08-2010, 05:17 AM
You know you're screwed when you receive a letter with free tickets to 'Springer', 'Steve Wilco' and 'Maury' for the same day.
Up is down, left is right and sideways is straight ahead. - Cord "Circle of Iron", 1978 (written by Bruce Lee and James Coburn... really...)

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#18
12-08-2010, 05:21 AM
You know you're screwed when your cellmate is three times your size
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Do know:
PayPal charges me 3-5% per successful transaction. ( 2.99% domestic US, everywhere else it varies - although AU seems to be more like 1.5% )
Stripe charges me 2.9% + $0.30 per successful domestic transaction. More for people paying from outside the US
With the average donation size, Stripe eats up about 30% of the donation. Please only use it if you have to, and if you
do, please consider a larger donation to make up for transaction fees.
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#19
12-08-2010, 05:21 AM
You know you're screwed when the woman you've slept and had sex with doesn't say she's 1000% certain that you're the father, but rather 100%.

Maury reference.
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#20
12-08-2010, 05:25 AM
You know you're screwed when you get special guest tickets to Sally Jessie Raphael and find the show is about late bloomers... and you're a GUY!
Up is down, left is right and sideways is straight ahead. - Cord "Circle of Iron", 1978 (written by Bruce Lee and James Coburn... really...)

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