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Kyonides and His One Shots
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Kyonides and His One Shots


First Story


Schrödinger and His Cat

By Kyonides

“Let me introduce myself, my dear volunteers, I’m Cecil Schrödinger, a well known physics magician. At your service!” the man said at a slow pace.

His assistant Jade soon brought a medium sized box, it seemed to be sort of heavy for a woman. Three youngsters stared at it waiting for the moment when their host would finally reveal his true intentions. By the way, he had a very suspicious smirk on his face.

“Oh, take a look at that box! So what’s next?” a male asked Mr. Schrödinger in no time after he noticed the scientist was about to conduct an experiment of sorts.

“Next? Err, let’s say I first need to explain our current situation in order to give you a real chance to solve this mystery… some day I guess” a nervous Cecil replied.

“Isn’t it obvious by now?” some unknown girl commented after getting close to the box. “He’s gonna check whether or not his cat is alive. Ain’t I right, Mr. Quantum?”

The self proclaimed physics magician did not even open his mouth, he simply preferred to keep smiling like any mad scientist ever would.

“Fine, we gotta find out if the cat is already dead so what are we waiting for, guys?” another male tried to motivate his pals to take action at once.

Cecil had finally assembled his three test subjects, two males and a girl. Unbeknownst to them he had nicknamed them Survivor, Victim and Variable. His assistant chuckled right after reading the weird notes written on his documents.

“Very well, who’s going to open the cage then?” the alleged expert inquired of them.

“Let me do it!” the female Variable yelled while her heart was beating at a fast pace.

She lifted the lid only to find out the terrible truth behind the inhumane experiment.

"Wait a second!” she cried out loud. “It’s empty! How dare you, darn liar!”

His audience felt that he simply played mind games and were about to hit him really hard indeed. Even the assistant was afraid of them. For his very own sake, he had to do something and be fast.

“Hold on!” he commanded. “Is it really empty? Why don’t you double check it first, my dear?”

The girl unwillingly listened to him and took a second look at the cage. What a surprise! He was right after all for there was a note inside. It explained how he hates cats so there was no possibility he would get close to such a pesky animal.

“Now it’s about time I reveal what has actually transpired here, my beloved audience” the trickster uttered as if there was a big secret they completely ignored.

By waving his hand, he informed his assistant she had to bring his hidden notes on the weird experiment. There were a total of three sets of notes, as well as three lists of participants with their corresponding signatures stamped on them. For unknown reasons he still kept their strange nicknames a top secret taking Jade by surprise.

“Why don’t you read the names of the partakers?” Cecil suggested. “You might find it very intriguing indeed.”

Once again he had impressed them like nobody else ever could in their whole lives. How could they have opened the cage three times without ever thinking a deja vù was taking place right then. Still, they had signed the sheets three times in a row.

“Let me tell you what actually happened here, my young friends” Mr. Schrödinger spoke. “The other two notes and lists don’t belong to this reality at all. I mean, they came from different realities where other versions of yourselves actually live their lives as if nothing weird had ever happened until they paid a visit to our humble stand.”

“But… how do you explain that all three notes handle about a different excuse why you’ve never caught a cat for this nonsensical experiment?” the girl exploded in disbelief.

“That’s an easy one indeed!” the so called scientist stated. “There are three different physics magicians in these interconnected worlds and only your servitor is allergic to cats. Actually I was totally unaware of this fact till last month where Patches the cat princess cared to visit this busy man at my secret lab. I’ve gotten a terrible rash for a couple of weeks, you know.”

“OK, forget about that and tell us what’s the real purpose of this farce is and do it quickly!” the first male ordered with his fiery eyes.

“My, my!” he mumbled before continuing. “It’s not hard to understand at all, I’ve just proven how it’s impossible to ever find a dead cat or a living bag of fleas inside. The whole theory is a big lie, yet, you wouldn’t believe me if I hadn’t fooled you before. My sincere apologies, my dear friends.”

“You bast-” the second male got interrupted.

“Wait a moment, my dear spectator!” Mr. Schrödinger shouted at once. “My intentions were good from the very beginning for I only wanted you to learn how you can detect a lie in no time: by going straight to the source! Once you’ve done that, there’s no way a school teacher or even a government can fool you ever again.”

“Because our instincts would quickly realize they’re playing a prank on us, I guess” the first male explained all of sudden.

“Bingo, my dear pupil! You got it right!” Cecil praised his best student in public.

After everybody else had left the fair, the physics magician opened the door of his gray van. He picked some strange necklace and could not stop glaring at it like a mad man.

“I couldn’t have made it without you, my shiny black memento!” the absorbed guy thanked it for its precious help then. “You’re truly are a powerful artifact indeed!”

“Boss, did you say anything? I couldn’t hear you because of all that nasty noise” his beautiful assistant told him out of the blue.

The End Happy with a sweat
"For God has not destined us for wrath, but for obtaining salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ," 1 Thessalonians 5:9

Maranatha!

The Internet might be either your friend or enemy. It just depends on whether or not she has a bad hair day.

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My Original Stories (available in English and Spanish)

List of Compiled Binary Executables I have published...
HiddenChest & Roole

Give me a free copy of your completed game if you include at least 3 of my scripts! Laughing + Tongue sticking out

Just some scripts I've already published on the board...
KyoGemBoost XP VX & ACE, RandomEnkounters XP, KSkillShop XP, Kolloseum States XP, KEvents XP, KScenario XP & Gosu, KyoPrizeShop XP Mangostan, Kuests XP, KyoDiscounts XP VX, ACE & MV, KChest XP VX & ACE 2016, KTelePort XP, KSkillMax XP & VX & ACE, Gem Roulette XP VX & VX Ace, KRespawnPoint XP, VX & VX Ace, GiveAway XP VX & ACE, Klearance XP VX & ACE, KUnits XP VX, ACE & Gosu 2017, KLevel XP, KRumors XP & ACE, KMonsterPals XP VX & ACE, KStatsRefill XP VX & ACE, KLotto XP VX & ACE, KItemDesc XP & VX, KPocket XP & VX
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Second Story



The Revived Round Table


By Kyonides


Thunder. Electricity. A bothersome blackout. The office of a global leader had to be lit by several candles. Suddenly an usual visitor opened the future prime minister’s window that night. It had black feathers, a dark beak and what is the most important thing of all, it had a sinister motive.


“What are you, winged beast? What’s an animal doing here?” the politician inquired of his unexpected guest.


“Duh! Isn’t it obvious? Or are you telling me you’re blind and stupid?” the bird replied with its own set of questions.


“Huh? Are you telling me you’re the bird that had paid a visit to the crazed poet?” Mr. Higgins asked him in no time.


“That’s not for you to know, you moron!” the angry invader reacted.


By the way, my readers, this is exactly the point where the security guards entered the room to catch a spy hidden in a secret closet, the very same that had been used long time before to fool attackers in times of turmoil or unjustified rebellion.


“Now it’s obvious you’ve still got a lot to learn before ruling this land, my pupil” the raven commented showing his disappointment.


“What should we do with him, sir?” one of the guards questioned then.


“Err, take him to a cell, and make him talk one way or another” the next prime minister determined.


“What a fool! Who ever said you were their master at all?” the proud bird made a weird revelation. “I’m not scared of a pathetic wretch who foolishly thought that he had even a slight chance to kill this puppet of mine in my presence. Now be quick and behead him right where my other servants can see him die miserably!”


“Now I’ve come to realize how merciful you’ve been with your servitor” the so called leader of the nation confessed out of the blue.


“I’m the real deal here, it just happened you’re a slowpoke and preferred to ignore me the whole time, you know” the raven told him with a eerie tone. “Or else you’d have opened the window for me and serve me some fresh meat like eyeballs. Damn it! I love eyeballs for sure!”


“That’s not… true, I just couldn’t believe that-” the man answered before being interrupted.


“Cut the crap right away or I’ll peck you in your eye right here, right now!” the black bird commanded out of rage. “Darn idiot! How dare you enrage me like this with your petty excuses?”


“Perhaps we’d bring you the spy’s eyeballs as an offering…” the prime minister suggested.


“Don’t ever insult me ever again, you bloody bastard!” the raven yelled waving his wings furiously.


“Pardon me for not being wise enough as to come up with better ideas, it’s just that my mind can’t handle all of this pressure” the servant uttered.


“Obviously, my dear puppet! It’s your feathered benefactor here the only one ever capable of making you rise to a position of great power and everlasting glory!” the animal boasted of his amazing gifts.


The desperate Mr. Higgins realized he was screwed and bowed to the raven after a few moments. It was then that their dark pact was confirmed. From that moment on, he should simply follow the raven’s orders to the letter. And yes, the damned politician should also let him speak on his behalf if deemed necessary.


“Don’t feel bad about this, my petty servant!” the master tried to comfort him a little bit. “The time will come when you’ll be able to see me face to face, but first you got to convince the other nine knights of mine of the need to revive the Round Table once again.”


“When will that day come, my dark lord?” a surprised Higgins wanted to find out.


“The prince of Wales has announced my existence” the raven explained. “It took place during the climate conference as per my request, now all of the world leaders should be fully aware of the fact that I’m serious this time and ready to assume the global leadership this world has been secretly asking for since the days of my predecessor Nimrod.”


No matter how talkative the animal was, the future prime minister was still confused about his role in the future world. What would he get from all of it? Was a plethora of power and riches waiting for him anywhere as he had always dreamed about for decades as a political activist?


“Didn’t I tell you that you had to stop thinking such nonsense? Did I?” his evil lord rebuked him. “Now listen to me very carefully, silly boy. Make sure all of my ten servants get ready to give all of their power and strength to your beloved master at the next United Nations general assembly.”


“Yes, my dark lord! Your bidding will be done in no time, I can guarantee!” his knight promised.


“So be it! Yet, be careful, my friend” the raven warned him. “For I’m failure intolerant, if you know what I mean by that.”


“Of course I do, my master! It’s crystal clear” the scared prime minister responded.


Not long after his visitor had left the building, the power supply had returned to the whole building. There was no trace of thunderbolts around as if the winged animal had made them disappear at will. Mr. Higgins was convinced of his need to get all of the knights ready to receive their dark lord at the next assembly with all the power and glory he claimed that he had always deserved since time immemorial.


The End? Confused
"For God has not destined us for wrath, but for obtaining salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ," 1 Thessalonians 5:9

Maranatha!

The Internet might be either your friend or enemy. It just depends on whether or not she has a bad hair day.

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[Image: SP1-Writer.png]
[Image: SP1-Poet.png]
[Image: SP1-PixelArtist.png]
[Image: SP1-Reporter.png]

My Original Stories (available in English and Spanish)

List of Compiled Binary Executables I have published...
HiddenChest & Roole

Give me a free copy of your completed game if you include at least 3 of my scripts! Laughing + Tongue sticking out

Just some scripts I've already published on the board...
KyoGemBoost XP VX & ACE, RandomEnkounters XP, KSkillShop XP, Kolloseum States XP, KEvents XP, KScenario XP & Gosu, KyoPrizeShop XP Mangostan, Kuests XP, KyoDiscounts XP VX, ACE & MV, KChest XP VX & ACE 2016, KTelePort XP, KSkillMax XP & VX & ACE, Gem Roulette XP VX & VX Ace, KRespawnPoint XP, VX & VX Ace, GiveAway XP VX & ACE, Klearance XP VX & ACE, KUnits XP VX, ACE & Gosu 2017, KLevel XP, KRumors XP & ACE, KMonsterPals XP VX & ACE, KStatsRefill XP VX & ACE, KLotto XP VX & ACE, KItemDesc XP & VX, KPocket XP & VX
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Third Story


Lost Friends and Unforgiving Pursuers

by Kyonides

Dear helpful hands of mine,

Time has not forgiven me for I have stayed away from my friends for over a decade. I cannot pay them a visit or else I might lead my pursuers and kidnappers straight to their homes or workplaces. The time will come when I will have to deal with one group or another but right now I can only fear I would make a terrible choice. Would it be due to lack of wisdom? Or lack of any useful connections here? You tell me, I've been trying to get rid of my doubtful nature for so long that I am growing extremely tired. I always end up feeling lonely desperate.

I just hope this is just one of those pesky illusions that will eventually fade...

Yours truly,
the battery
"For God has not destined us for wrath, but for obtaining salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ," 1 Thessalonians 5:9

Maranatha!

The Internet might be either your friend or enemy. It just depends on whether or not she has a bad hair day.

[Image: SP1-Scripter.png]
[Image: SP1-Writer.png]
[Image: SP1-Poet.png]
[Image: SP1-PixelArtist.png]
[Image: SP1-Reporter.png]

My Original Stories (available in English and Spanish)

List of Compiled Binary Executables I have published...
HiddenChest & Roole

Give me a free copy of your completed game if you include at least 3 of my scripts! Laughing + Tongue sticking out

Just some scripts I've already published on the board...
KyoGemBoost XP VX & ACE, RandomEnkounters XP, KSkillShop XP, Kolloseum States XP, KEvents XP, KScenario XP & Gosu, KyoPrizeShop XP Mangostan, Kuests XP, KyoDiscounts XP VX, ACE & MV, KChest XP VX & ACE 2016, KTelePort XP, KSkillMax XP & VX & ACE, Gem Roulette XP VX & VX Ace, KRespawnPoint XP, VX & VX Ace, GiveAway XP VX & ACE, Klearance XP VX & ACE, KUnits XP VX, ACE & Gosu 2017, KLevel XP, KRumors XP & ACE, KMonsterPals XP VX & ACE, KStatsRefill XP VX & ACE, KLotto XP VX & ACE, KItemDesc XP & VX, KPocket XP & VX
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Fourth Story


What Actually Happens to the Moon and the Stars

by Kyonides

You might have read a hideous author's hypothesis by now and that makes me worry about your wellbeing indeed. How did you take him seriously? It's impossible no matter how much you fiddle with those crazy ideas!

Stars laugh at the moon the whole time! They don't care about a satellite that gets nudged by envious travellers that mimic her orbit only to get bored and leave the solar system as soon as possible.

Poor moon! She has got used to bullying ever since she was born. Every so often she had to endure the stars' piercing attacks for millennia. Gladly they haven't sent any nuclear bomb her way as of yet!

The sun has tried to cheer her up to no avail, she is growing colder and colder every minute that passes. Will she retaliate against the earth? You might think it is highly unlikely but it might happen some day. Fine, let us say that is not even possible. Nonetheless, we got to convince her of denouncing all of those pesky abusers at once. Yes, I realize we will have a hard time making her wake up and realize she has no good reason to live as a helpless victim for the rest of her live.

In their defense, stars have claimed as of recent that she is a hypocrite and is hiding something from both the sun and the earth. What are they all blabbing about now!?

Vagabond satellite Galileo on the Moon's current state, Year 2052
"For God has not destined us for wrath, but for obtaining salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ," 1 Thessalonians 5:9

Maranatha!

The Internet might be either your friend or enemy. It just depends on whether or not she has a bad hair day.

[Image: SP1-Scripter.png]
[Image: SP1-Writer.png]
[Image: SP1-Poet.png]
[Image: SP1-PixelArtist.png]
[Image: SP1-Reporter.png]

My Original Stories (available in English and Spanish)

List of Compiled Binary Executables I have published...
HiddenChest & Roole

Give me a free copy of your completed game if you include at least 3 of my scripts! Laughing + Tongue sticking out

Just some scripts I've already published on the board...
KyoGemBoost XP VX & ACE, RandomEnkounters XP, KSkillShop XP, Kolloseum States XP, KEvents XP, KScenario XP & Gosu, KyoPrizeShop XP Mangostan, Kuests XP, KyoDiscounts XP VX, ACE & MV, KChest XP VX & ACE 2016, KTelePort XP, KSkillMax XP & VX & ACE, Gem Roulette XP VX & VX Ace, KRespawnPoint XP, VX & VX Ace, GiveAway XP VX & ACE, Klearance XP VX & ACE, KUnits XP VX, ACE & Gosu 2017, KLevel XP, KRumors XP & ACE, KMonsterPals XP VX & ACE, KStatsRefill XP VX & ACE, KLotto XP VX & ACE, KItemDesc XP & VX, KPocket XP & VX
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Fifth Story



A Short Odyssey


Written by Kyonides


Back in the days or perhaps in 2005, there was a young wannabe hero called Aluxes Akage who had a big dream. He would be famous enough as to found his own company of heroic explorers that would help him expand his glorious kingdom. Then one day it would stretch from the eastern sea to the far western coasts of the known world.


There was no problem he could not solve, no error he could not correct just in time. Well, except for the fact that the day had come when he simply trashed his real name and started calling himself Alex Crimson. The very few that ever dared to ask him about the origin of his nickname regretted it, they had heard him say that crim meant red and just added the suffix son as his way to claim he was the son of the red (sun?). At the end nobody knew for certain whether he was proud of his ancient Asian heritage or not.


A new morning had begun. Our friend Alex woke up, washed his face leaving his hair practically untouched and uncombed. Later he picked some soba for breakfast just because.


“I won’t miss this dish for I’ll be traveling all around the world dating their beautiful women and tasting their delicious food” he exclaimed as if he badly needed some convincing to finally get out of his paternal home.


Out of the blue a man knocked on his door. Aluxes had no intention to open it ever for he knew very well who that guy was, the blacksmith that had carved a wooden sword as per his request. Oh and poor Akage had forgotten to mention he had no single copper coin left in his pockets. So there was no other choice but opening his bedroom’s window and climb down the wall while trying to remain silent the whole time.


Instead of leaving town for good, he waited until the blacksmith had returned back home and picked the wooden sword once he had confirmed that his good friend had left the weapon at the workshop. Do not ever think Alex would dare to steal such a thing ever! He was just picking up what was rightfully his from the very beginning.


What a fateful day it was when he had finally reached the outskirts! Akage seemed to rejoice, feeling the urge to start his heroic venture at once. Fame and riches and even lots of cute girls were right there for the grabs!


“Seriously, for many years I had no idea what regret actually meant till the day I met him” once stated his closest friend Basil Lancet.


Nope, do not even feel bad if you do not understand what he was talking about. In fact, not even Basil did for he was still processing all of their misadventures in his troubled head.


“I can still recall the day when I was assigned to babysit a darn noble girl that thought it was cute to see her little dinosaur like pet go for walk and enter that darn cave!” the young lancer told us.


What happened next is mostly unclear due to his partial amnesia, but there he was. Some young man that kept calling himself an experienced adventurer wielding a wooden sword but no buckler. And who was that candid girl with such a lousy pet? Guess what? She was a blondie named Gloria Holywaters and she would be forced by her evil parents to train as a cleric at the end of that long forgotten summer.


At first neither Alex nor Basil ever understood why she would ever hate her family until they heard some terrible truth that Gloria herself had just recently heard about.


“It’s because of my teacher. How the hell... Pardon me for cursing” Mrs. Holywaters continued. “How could they ever pick Hilda Maier the Purple as my personal teacher at the academy!? She’s a witch! How could they simply ignore that? Was it that hard just to let the principal pick a teacher for me on their own?”


Here it is where the story goes awry. The three of them had entered the cavern while pursuing Lady Hilda’s obnoxious pet and failed to notice there was a lizard calmly laying on the ground. Well, being honest with you, it was not a simple lizard but a salamander!


Of course Aluxes made his only attempt to defend her with his sword, only to watch how it burned like charcoal. At the same time his buddy Basil was growing desperate for he had not felt the need to carry his heavy spear to protect the young lady. Excluding its small blade at one end, the staff would have vanished just a few seconds after Akage’s weapon had been reduced to ashes. Everything looked quite ugly, as if they were not supposed to ever tell their saddening tale at the nearest tavern later that evening.


Do you remember that Hilda the Purple was Lady Holywaters’s teacher? I guess they were lucky to find out that while they all had closed their eyes waiting for the inevitable, dear Hilda saved the day! As curious as it sounds, that witch has never revealed a single piece of information on how exactly did she get rid of such a fiery opponent in a matter of minutes.


Yes, my dear readers, I know very well that she is a famous wizard or sort of, yet, that does not explain how she could have ever defeated such a powerful foe with such an ease. How weird!


Even as this story has come to its rightful end, I have to question myself how both Alex and Basil are faring as of late. You see, young Gloria and her teacher are now busy working hard at the magic academy the Holywaters family had handpicked for their precious daughter. This means that we had lost all contact with those two male adventurers ever since. I just hope they are not resting in peace already…


The End...
Hopefully! Laughing
"For God has not destined us for wrath, but for obtaining salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ," 1 Thessalonians 5:9

Maranatha!

The Internet might be either your friend or enemy. It just depends on whether or not she has a bad hair day.

[Image: SP1-Scripter.png]
[Image: SP1-Writer.png]
[Image: SP1-Poet.png]
[Image: SP1-PixelArtist.png]
[Image: SP1-Reporter.png]

My Original Stories (available in English and Spanish)

List of Compiled Binary Executables I have published...
HiddenChest & Roole

Give me a free copy of your completed game if you include at least 3 of my scripts! Laughing + Tongue sticking out

Just some scripts I've already published on the board...
KyoGemBoost XP VX & ACE, RandomEnkounters XP, KSkillShop XP, Kolloseum States XP, KEvents XP, KScenario XP & Gosu, KyoPrizeShop XP Mangostan, Kuests XP, KyoDiscounts XP VX, ACE & MV, KChest XP VX & ACE 2016, KTelePort XP, KSkillMax XP & VX & ACE, Gem Roulette XP VX & VX Ace, KRespawnPoint XP, VX & VX Ace, GiveAway XP VX & ACE, Klearance XP VX & ACE, KUnits XP VX, ACE & Gosu 2017, KLevel XP, KRumors XP & ACE, KMonsterPals XP VX & ACE, KStatsRefill XP VX & ACE, KLotto XP VX & ACE, KItemDesc XP & VX, KPocket XP & VX
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