What's on your mind?

[Kain Nobel]

My niece keeps finding and giving me change, I've counted a $4.28 profit from all the coinage laying about my house! Speaking of which, my 'secret' savings is no longer secret, everybody has been chipping in. I'm thankful but it doesn't feel like my secret savings anymore, my niece is already bugging me to buy her a present lol.

I played a practical joke on the kiddos tonight; we're running low on food because we need to go grocery shopping, so I was scrambling to make an improvised meal. Everybody was upset that they weren't getting the same thing, but I tried my best to make something they each like. After spending about a half hour gathering and prepping everything I needed, I went to the table and they all sat down excited for whatever I had made them. I laid out Repunzel napkins on the table and was like "There ya go!" My niece looked at me and was like "...so um, wheres the food DUDE?!" and I was like "its right there, eat it! It probably tastes just like birthday cake." The younger niece kicked off the domino effect and suddenly everybody was on the verge of crying.

I guess I should stick to my serious uncle role because frankly I must suck at making jokes or something :/