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 Murder Is Just A Game To Them
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Trust me guys, I didn't come up with this.

I got this from a website recounting pen-n-paper RPG stories.

Unfortunately, no names were attributed.





Murder Is Just A Game To Them



I am playing Dungeons and Dragons with some friends. We are in the living room and the window is open.

Friend #1: We really have to be careful with this one. He’s an important man.

Friend #2: What if we snuck in… that way, and just kinda… stabbed him?

Me: That would leave too much evidence. Poison maybe?

Friend #2: We don’t know enough about his habits to poison him through food...

Friend #1: *chuckles* Darts, maybe?


At this point, there’s a knock at the door. I go to open it and see another friend of ours standing there, pale-faced and looking quite scared.

Friend #3: Are you… are you guys planning to... *swallows nervously*

Me: *bursts out laughing* We’re playing D&D!
Up is down, left is right and sideways is straight ahead. - Cord "Circle of Iron", 1978 (written by Bruce Lee and James Coburn... really...)
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