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 URANIUM ORE at Amazon.Com
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AN ACTUAL ADVERTISEMENT!!! Don't believe me? Click (>HERE<)
The reviews below are hilarious!

Uranium Ore
By Images SI Inc.


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Q: Does this product put you on the CIA watch list? Or do they just toss you into Gitmo after adding to your cart?
A: honey, just aking if this puts you on the CIA watch list puts you on the CIA watch list....

Q: I need to take over a Third World Country... Will this work? (Plus they refuse to learn English so I have no idea what they're saying) Will this...
A: This product will not provide sufficient uranium to create a sufficiently large uranium bomb and is also too small for adequate dispersal in the...

Q: Low stock: If Amazon stock runs low would this be said to be 'depleted Uranium"?
A: Don't worry, it'll take millions of years for them to even run through half their stock.


"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty"

"So glad I don't have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore."

"I purchased this along with 4 turtles and a rat. 18 years worth of karate lessons later, I finally feel safe to leave my house at night. "

"Read Description Carefully! This is NOT, repeat, NOT a woman from the Ukraine. Very disappointed but can only blame myself. Please read description when sober."

"Sent this as a Hanukkah gift to President Ahmadinejad. Got a thank you card back saying he loved it and I was his favorite infidel. Kudos to Amazon for a great product and fast shipping to Tehran."
Up is down, left is right and sideways is straight ahead. - Cord "Circle of Iron", 1978 (written by Bruce Lee and James Coburn... really...)
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you're probably on a watch list now...
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#3
Laughing Then so is George (Sulu) Takei. I found it on his Facebook page.
Up is down, left is right and sideways is straight ahead. - Cord "Circle of Iron", 1978 (written by Bruce Lee and James Coburn... really...)
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Wow.

Following the trend of weird products you can buy, here, have some fresh semen dip.
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I found this in a local shop in Brighton.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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