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RUSSIA MINES ESCAPE ROUTE

Blocks all escape, forcing evacuation Russia and Belarus

Cynical beyond belief, anyone fleeing Kyiv and other cities in Ukraine found that exit routes have been sabotaged with land mines.  And the only roadways not blocked that lead out of Ukraine head to the hostile nations of Russia and Belarus.

Hypocritically, Russian media is claiming they are opening save passage into Ukraine at the behest of French President Emmanuel Macron, this being flatly denied by France. To quote UK's Europe Minister James Cleverly, "Providing evacuation routes into the arms of the country that is currently destroying yours is a nonsense."

RUSSIA?
YOUR CARD IS CANCELLED!!!

VISA, MASTERCARD AND AMERICAN EXPRESS SUSPENDS SERVICES IN RUSSIA

Mastercard announced that their cards issued by Russian Banks won't be supported and won't function in Russian stores or ATMs, And Visa worked with partners in Russia to cease all Visa transations within coming days. Both of them made their annoucements within 16 minutes of each other.  And American Express halted all transactions in Russia, and cards issued by Russian banks will not work outside of Russia, Amex's move extending to Belarus.

“We are compelled to act following Russia’s unprovoked invasion of Ukraine, and the unacceptable events that we have witnessed,” Visa Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Al Kelly said in a statement.

ITS A PUTINY!

RUSSIAN MARINES MUTINY AND REFUSE TO ATTACK UKRAINIAN PORT

According to Ukranian media, a riot broke out on the warships, based in nearby Crimea. This while Russian Helicopters were buzzing over Luzanivka beach. Before the attack, a radio communique came in, the Russians reporting the attack was off.

Last night a large group of Russian warships was about to launch landing on Odesa beaches. They approached the coast. Russia was about to shell the beach. Ukraine was about to shoot back when they suddenly withdrew. Reports that marines from Crimea refused to attack Odesa.