What's on your mind?
The Weekly Gazette Wrote:it's a severe cold that is on yamina-chan's mind as she's been suffering for two weeks and has to endure it while working on paperwork for her kindergarten teaching course.
Aww...I wish! No, this course has nothing to do with that, it's a course I have to take because inbetween now and when my schooling for a kindergarten teacher starts in september I have had to apply for a special unemployment pay, so that I won't loose my health insurance. So the course is about that, basically.

@KasperKalamity: Pardon me, but I fail to see the connection between your text and comedy. Comedy is something that's supposed to make you laugh, right? To me the text feels more like a rant. I tried imaginig this being performed by some of my favourite comedians, seeing if it were diffrent if it's not a written text but the result is the same.
Is there a comedy time that I'm unaware of where these kinds of monolouges are common?
I am not tring to be mean or anything like that, rather want to give you my honest oppinion as feedback. Also, I'm actually curious if there really is such a (to me) strange form of comedy in existance.

On my mind right now: I noticed that (for some reason I fail to understand) I had missed two episodes of Dragonball Z Abridged, so I was able to watch three in a row and thus got three times the joy and laughter =D
Also, now that Germany has sucessfully reached the quarter finals yesterday (Europa Championship in football - or soccer, depending on where you are) I'm left to chear for England for now to reach it as well. [I'm hoping that we have a GER vs ENG final eventually, that'd be a win-win situation, no matter who comes out on top ^^]
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Please don't spell my name "Yamina-chan". It's all small. Thank you =D
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who did you look at? the comics i usually listen to just go on these long rants that lead to other rants with jokes written in.

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Why do "perfect women" only exist on the internet? T-T
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Perfect woman? Isn't that boring?
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there are no girls on the internet
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(06-18-2012, 07:18 PM)Ace Wrote: Perfect woman? Isn't that boring?
Somewhat. She gotta have some flaws. She's too perfect = now I ain't ****, gets depressed, time to cheat, someone dies, My story ends up on Lifetime movie network. So yeah boring.
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Years ago when I was working drive-thru, this guy pulled up with an amusing grin on his face. He proceeded to flash me his badge and told me "Just wanted to let you know, everybody in your drive-thru right now is a cop, except the guy behind me, we're boxing him in and he doesn't know it yet."

As soon as the next man got his number seven with a soft taco and a Diet Pepsi, he proceeded to leave the drive thru only to be yanked from his car and arrested in record speed. A tow truck must've been standing by out of sight because it came speeding around the corner and towed the car away quick enough to not even disrupt our service time lol.
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i love watching other people's misery at the hands of the establishment. they just have a way of making it hilarious to everyone NOT getting arrested.
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I wish we didn't have to sleep so much.
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so im at this restaurant having dinner with my dad. there's some live entertainment that consists of some guy who can't sing, and his too loud background music, singing terribly to all zero people seated around him. good crowd. my dad keeps saying "oh, you do karaoke, you should ask him if you could sing"

and i said "i wouldnt want to upstage anybody with a nametag"

that's right, for some reason, he had this big, red nametag on. like someone there might be a record exec and want to sign him. his nametag also informed me that music was his life. if that's the case, he should just kill himself. he tried to sing "you look wonderful tonight" but he kept singing the words wrong, and was gettig drowned out by his own background music. it was even worse because my dad and i were talking about what we want to try and do at work, so as we start yelling at each other so we can hear, we bith start insulting this guy really loudly. but then the check came and we left.
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