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[Nonsense] THEY’RE ALWAYS NAZIS
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THEY’RE ALWAYS NAZIS

Trust me guys, I didn't come up with this.
I got this from a website recounting pen-n-paper RPG stories.


THEY’RE ALWAYS NAZIS

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Koth31


Alright, I think the weirdest, and funniest thing to happen to me was when we were in this cave. Our DM was being a dumb-ass and had us in a realm where there were Nazi vampires (real original). We were all Lvl 5 and I was a Human barbarian/rogue.

At the beginning of our adventure, our cleric got bored and decided to make a jug of holy water JFL. Anyways, we were fighting the head leader Nazi vampire and he was on a wall. We were almost dead and out of ways to attack him, or hurt him for that matter. I remembered that our cleric made a jug of holy water, so I had him hand it to me.

I said that I was going to throw it at the vampire, which was only 15ft away. Now let’s do some math. There are 16 oz. in a cup. There are 2 cups in a pint. There are 2 pints in quart. There are 4 quarts in a gallon. Normally, that would be 248d4 holy water damage.

He had me roll to see if I could hit him. I rolled high, and got him in the back. Because our DM was being cranky though, he only had me do 36d4 against the vampire, but even so, I did 61 damage against it, which was enough to kill it. We still laugh now at how we won against it.

Up is down, left is right and sideways is straight ahead. - Cord "Circle of Iron", 1978 (written by Bruce Lee and James Coburn... really...)
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07-16-2021, 03:25 AM
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