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[Remi-chan]

Biden really is becoming the real world equivalent of zeus in greece mythology only less funny because he's not poking it with his dick

Hell the incest is already there.

thing: *exists peacefully*
biden: *im gonna poke it*

peace: exists tenuously between ukraine and russia
biden: but imagine if i gave one side financial backing and not the other?

mexican immigrants: making killer tacos n shit for the enjoyment of the american public
biden: but what if they didnt exist?

nuclear war: not threatening anyone since the cold war flopped
biden: but what if im tired of being blueballed?

i dont wanna give him this much credit but the man really is becoming a less scary Potimas