What's up, Kainers?!

[Kain Nobel]

I'm watching the meltdown in the communities of radical leftist basement dwellers. It's all the same pathetic shtick all probably coming from the same talking points memo.

"It's the Russians! They're hacking our elections!"
(Right...)

"The media is so crooked for exposing Hillary!"
(No, they're crooked for covering up and even campaigning for her.)

"The FBI are liars! They're not investigating anything!"
(They're investigating many things.)

"The media is owned by 6 corporations! Don't trust anything they say!"
(At least they got THAT right.)

"Avoid all media! Stick to the NY Times! Bill Maher! John Oliver! Trevor Noah!"
(Because NYT and late night comedians report actual news... right?)

"The FBI are illegally helping the Trump campaign!"
(No, the FBI are doing what the FBI is supposed to do... INVESTIGATE!)

Yeah, with that kind of thinking, it's no wonder all these overly educated pukes are stuck in a Taco Bell economy. If you get your gender studies degree and elect Hillary, maybe you can get the Warren Buffet and the Koch brothers to pay your ObamaCare premiums while Jay-Z fixes healthcare and Tim Kaine further dumbs down Common Core. Don't worry about jobs, all the work is almost done, soon there will be nothing left for the busy humans to do but to colonize Mars.