What's up, Kainers?!

[Kain Nobel]

32 days to go!

Anybody still "with her"?









Yes, there are lots of Millie Weaver videos. It's not my fault she gets all the best coverage of the low-turnout Clinton rallies and her rolling hospital gurneys. Hey, at least if Hillary passes out again, she'll have a hospital bed to lay down on with EMS ready to pump her full of life-saving drugs.

List of people who've filled in for Hillary Clinton's speeches since her 9/11 collapse...

• Barack Obama
  
• Michelle Obama
  
• Joe Biden
  
• Bill Clinton
  
• Bernie Sanders
  
• Chelsea Clinton
  
• Al Gore (Coming Soon)
  

Could you imagine Trump passing out and falling on his face, at the 9/11 memorial nonetheless, then turning around and bringing in a bunch of guest speakers to fill in for him? Could you imagine the Trump Foundation advertising donations to Haiti and him pocketing 94%? Could you imagine him spearheading a genocidal campaign in Libya to kill all the black-skinned devils?

Everything I've just described in the paragraph above is Hillary Clinton. She gets a pass though because she's liberal and a woman and completely, totally, I assure you, not a racist. Nor is she a crook. Nope, not at all. She keeps hot sauce in her bag to prevent attacks from super-predators and also, probably, more than likely, to season her food.


Meanwhile, in liberal lollipop land, they're pushing their favorite conspiracy theory of all time... CLIMATE CHANGE! With that racist, sexist Hurricane Matthew rolling in, we need some sort of cliche political football to kick around!

Yes, we have real, man-made problems. Oil spills. Pollution. Litter. Deforestation. Nuclear reactor mishaps. Useless eaters who continue to breed. Oceans of garbage...



^This is a shame and an embarrassment.

However, if you believe in "man-made climate change" and are still driving some sort of automobile... QUIT YOUR JOB, SELL YOUR VEHICLE AND GO ON WELFARE! The only way we can beat this thing is if everybody stops driving, stops working, stops using their air conditioner and stops their consumerism! Sitting on one's ass all day and not contributing to society can potentially prevent deadly hurricanes.



...Am I right? I need an intellectual liberal to come pat me on the head if I'm correct. Also, National Guard, if you're going to the East Coast to provide aid... don't be racist!



Yes, he's pointing at you, National Guard.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ELECTION TO BE OVER!