What's up, Kainers?!

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Disclaimer : I am not endorsing John McAfee for president; I'm merely posting the fact that he's even running for president.

Yes, you heard that right, ladies and gentlemen! Or "folks" as many politicians like to call ya'll. John McAfee is running as a 3rd party Libertarian. Yes, John McAfee, the anti-virus guy. What can this mean for our country?



Such an original slogan! Oh, it's a George Washington quote? Okay, that's cool I guess. Pretend patriotism is just fake patriotism; sort of like the Bernie Bros that like to burn flags.



Anyways, John McAfee has released a bombastic campaign video, one that I assume took all the bath salts to produce.


(Epilepsy warning : This video contains flashing lights and might give you an epileptic seizure, especially if you've recently snorted or smoked bath salts. Even if you haven't just snorted or smoked some bath salts, you might want to consult a doctor before, during and after watching this video just to be sure your reality isn't one completely bath-salt-soaked epileptic seizure.)

Do you need help uninstalling your McAfee Anti-Virus?



If you're still stuck, consult your local neck-beard computer wizard; they may know... or not. Does anybody still use McCafe? Err... McAfee?

Accomplishments and Other Facts About John McAfee

• Created McAfee Anti-Virus.
  
• Can (supposedly) unlock iPhones with a single glance.
  
• He is not Small Hands Donald Trump.
  
• He is not Crooked Hillary Clinton.
  
• He is not Comrade Bernie Sanders.
  
• He is probably not related to the Bush family.
  
• He's more well known than Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson. (Gary who?)
  
• Worked as a computer programmer for NASA.
  
• At least he won't fuck with your 2nd Amendment!
  
• Would probably legalize like all the drugs guys... all the drugs! (Maybe.)
  
• Wasn't charged for murdering his neighbor in Belize.
  
• Helped out impoverished 3rd world teenage girls by letting them stay at his Belize mansion.
  
• He was either creating medicine or illegal drugs in one of his previous compounds.
  
• He's a fucking party animal that likes to live life on the edge.
  
• He's a million dollar playboy entrepreneur extraordinaire.
  
• He's probably more paranoid and delusional than you are (unless it's all an act).

More Info for 2016 Libertarian Presidential Candidate John McAfee



Is he a hero? Is he a lunatic? Is he an eccentric genius? Is he high on bath salts? Is he more presidential than the rest of the candidates?

That's for you to decide.

Trivia : My avatar is based on a cross between John MacAleese of the Secret Air Service (RIP) and John McAfee of Anti-Virus fame. He is a fictional character named Mack for my hiatus project Echoside. I created this avatar long before I knew McAfee was running for president. I will probably revisit this avatar shortly and clean it up a bit out of respect.