Furries

[Samven]

Bleh, "sam" is a stupid name. Doesn't suit me at all. Boring, no character.

You fool!

Sam is not just a name. It's a symbol of excellence. Of being a human dynamo of pure, undefiled creative energy. When your name is Sam, you are awesome. Why? Because you can't spell "awesome" without "Sam". You're not some dull, characterless Norman Greysuit with a balding head and a future in Advanced Accountancy. YOU ARE A MEMBER OF TEAM AWESOME. YOU! ARE! AWESAM!

When the world turns its back on you, you don't turn your back on the world! You make the world turn around, kick it in the bollocks and tell it to man the hell up! You are one of the few with the strength of character and name required to take lesser mortals aside and bright-slap them every time they start whining, looking them dead in the eye and shouting, "You're not some silver-haired, faux-nihilistic ambiguously-gendered douchebag who wants to abandon all of reality to its demise because of their deep-seated parental issues! YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE AWESOME. YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE ON TEAM AWESOME. All you have to do is follow my lead, obey my commands and watch as The One Who Is Awesam, standing before you, leads you to the most GLORIOUS OF VICTORIOUS GLORY!!!"


So, about dem furries... Eh. Don't get it, don't particularly care one way or the other and as such I'm not particularly by it. Live and let live. Unless they're the one who wrote The Tempation of Edward Cullen, in which case... KNIIIIIVVEEESSSS!!