Arbor's Eve

[KasperKalamity]

Dear Torquisha-

I don't know if this postcard will find you or not, but I gave the messenger my flask ofbourbon and all my gold to ensure its delivery.

I messed up, but it was a happy accident. I think I added too many chicken feathers to the portal mixture when I was testing out teleportation formulas. I don't know where I am, but there is a swamp, a big mountain, and a prairie nearby. I think I might be on an island, but this place is so big!

The locals here all call themselves "Keptie", and appear to worship some discarded armor that they've propped up on some rocks. They're pretty shy, but are as strong and hardy as would be expected from living in a swamp.

Even though the messenger offered to just bring me with on his mail ship, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to observe such afascinatingly foreign folk.

Please refer to my notes for the formula I used,and make sure your return sigil is charged (unlike mine!)

Looking forward to being rescued,


-Waldo

Making Battlecharsets for a big battle scene. i was really hoping i could die without having to make one, but now i'm just going to have a mid-life crisis at 25