News of the World

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The Colombian jail with 859 cases
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-52632919
Are you a ? Are you located in Colombia? Well, let me tell you something, you might regret being put in jail in Villavicencio. Unless you love of course.

First Brazil death 'earlier than thought'
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-52638352
They revealed their first decease should have happened on January 19th approximately.
You see, this is the third nation that reports that arrived earlier than their authorities first thought. France and USA had made similar claims already.

China’s new army of tough-talking diplomats
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-52562549
Perhaps it's about time we learn about China's "wolf warrior" kind of diplomacy...
Even Belgrade, Serbia had an ad saying "Thank you, brother Xi"... What for? !?
No way I'd ever do the same! Do you recall Australia made a claim there was a need for an independent investigation to find out all about the true origins of ? China didn't ignore it...  

China this week imposed import bans on some Australian beef processors and threatened tariffs on Australian barley.

Nope, Australia won't thank them for her either.

Madagascar President Rajoelina hits out at tonic 'detractors'
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-52633630
Some crazy president is claiming he found the perfect cure for but neither she nor WHO nor many other organizations think so. Besides his test group was as large as... 20 people!?

Czech media name Russian diplomat in 'poison plot' row
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-52630891
Do you remember the spy story I told you about a few days ago? Here's chapter two!

Now a Russian diplomat working for the embassy in Prague asked for protection for he claims he had been harassed or threatened. OK, OK, he's Russian so he might be overreacting after all.

US 'won't use Russian ventilators' linked to fires
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52649018
They'd be total morons if they dared to use them at hospitals.
I doubt they've even got any, except for some units they might have donated.

Merkel was one of the latest targets of Russian Hackers
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-52650756

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has confirmed that she was targeted by hackers thought to be Russian military intelligence (GRU).
She was asked in parliament about a German magazine report that the GRU had obtained emails from her constituency office in a hacking attack in 2015.
But the German chancellor added that she would continue to "strive for good relations with Russia".

I'm sorry, Melana, because I gotta tell you this: she's an idiot. How can she treat Russia as a friend if they ARE hacking her office!?
Oh right... She knows Germans still need Russian gas and oil.