What's on your mind?

[kyonides]

It has been a quite long day already, even if we have not seen the dusk as of yet. While I was out looking for some simple but delicious "delikatessen" like the queque seco, I learned about some robbery that took place at a public bank located right in front of the bakery I was paying a visit! A white car parked near the main entrance, then 3 guys stepped out of it. One of them walked with crutches and even so he had to go up the stairs in order to reach the bank's front door. There he asked the security guard, who was unarmed , to help him enter the bank. What a terrible mistake! His kindness was replied in return by the other two guys dressed up as construction workers by means of pointing at him with their guns! Yeah, everything is fine, there is nothing to worry about...  

They went in and emptied the cash registers, collecting about 14 million colones, roughly some US$23200. Yeah, I know it's a ridiculous amount for a bank robbery.

https://www.crhoy.com/nacionales/con-mul...o-a-banco/

...aseguró el testigo de apellido Delgado, quien pidió resguardar su identidad.

Well, if you are trying to keep an eye witness's identity a secret, why on Earth would you tell people his last name, Delgado, and even let the criminals know he has a couple!?

But that is not all, folks! When I went out searching for some rice and a soft drink, the mini market lady told me there had been another robbery. This time it happened at another mini market, managed by some Asian guy, who had faced another armed criminal. The thing is that he could not have lost more than 3 million colones, still, he did not have to worry about it for long. I would prefer to assert now that that petty wrongdoer walked down the street only to be run over with style! You know, not every day you can get hit by some luxury car like an Alfa Romeo! And yes, the Asian storekeeper did get his money back. Meanwhile, the culprit left traces of hair and could not stop yelling out of pain.

Yeah, I know it really hurts, but that does not mean it is not an laughable ending as well.

Wait a second! O_o? There was another attempt to rob a department store as well! Police caught two Colombians who tried to extortion or rob the employees there.