What's on your mind?

[Samven]

Plot twist: When something happens to a certain character in the Forgotten Capital... it was Jenova who did it.   

And Kadaj? More like JENOVA!   

... Wait a minute, that makes no sense.

Jenova is supposed to be dead. That's why the three Silver-Haired Men are trying to resurrect her. Except their process of doing so will actually resurrect Sephiroth. Rufus even tells Cloud, "Hey, man, these three are like the larval forms of Sephiroth. I think he's trying to come back to life." So, by your logic, Jenova was controlling them all along except for the fact that the creators have said Sephiroth was in control of her the whole time, not the other way around, which would mean that Jenova was controlling them on behalf of Sephiroth so that he could bring himself back to life... except the three seem more concerned with reviving Jenova and Kadaj even seems jealous of Sephiroth and how he's at the centre of Jenova's attention but that would seem to imply that she's still an independent thinking being and- OH BOLLOCKS TO IT, I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE, THIS MOVIE IS UTTERLY BUTTERLY BONKERS I've seen episodes of RWBY that had more narrative coherence than this drivel!

If anyone needs me, I'll be going on an all-Berserk detox to purge myself of the stupid.