What's on your mind?

[KasperKalamity]

I've been working at a haunted house all month, and it's been the most fun. last night, i scare a group, then run around and through a door and scare the group again. some (white) guy says "oh it's you, oh wait maybe not, you people all look the same anyway" i stand up normally, walk over and get right in his face, wearing a bear mask, and yell at him in my normal voice about what he means by "you people" he gets this really horrified look on his face, as white people are wont to do in this country when confronted with racially charged situations, and starts to apologize. i keep yelling at him, and then mid sentence, snap my arms up and growl really loudly in my sewer bear voice at this girl in the group who was trying to sneak by me. she jumped back, and slammed herself right against the wall as she screamed. Last night, i got an old cartridge from one of the scent misters in the slaughterhouse, and rubbed it on my arms. I made people walk under them with their faces right next to where i rubbed the shit smell.

attachment is a recording of me scaring people. they walk around a corner into my area, and i howl down this really long sewer pipe to tease the scare. then i back out a trapdoor panel in the wall, and wait for them to pass by. they're going around in a serpentine corridor right before the scare, so they're looking for me around each corner and not finding me! each time it raises the tension, because they're expecting it to be around the next corner. then they get to an open room, think they're safe, and pow right in the garbanzo.